Spoiling for trouble

I got this response to my recent, thoughtless blurb using the phrase "lascivious nitty-gritty":

baby, I'll work on the lascivious and the Grrr...........lets have fun
with the nitty and skip the gritty http://profiles.yahoo.com/jdxxv

My first thought: Just what I get for not making it friends-only.

My second thought: What civilized human being really uses this kind of line as their FIRST contact?

My third thought: Hey, he's married, according to his profile. Do you suppose if we tried hard, we could completely humiliate him? Or are cheaters hard to embarrass?

I am NOT being a Good Girl today.