Temporary withdrawal

I got up this morning and my computer was dead. Dead as a doorknob. Not even the blue screen of death. My hard drive should be ok, but I don't know what's gone wrong with the system.

Yes, I'm writing this from my computer at work. Since I don't know any computer geeks down here who are willing to come take a hack at my little system for free, I have to wait until I can afford a professional geek, and, I'm sure, some other professional, important stuff.

I wonder if maybe I could get one of those monthly deals that I keep hearing about. Prolly have to get a phone line. ;)