Wee paws....

• 09:39 Disposed of 6 bugs in new apt., live and dead. Dictator says "opaquity" for "opacity." It's bloody well Monday, innit? #
• 10:18 Roach count now at 3 live, 7 total. Wonder what I'm going to do about THIS? #
• 10:20 Listening, she says 'arthritis' like in the old joke: Arthur Itis. (Old person's sex life--getting laid up w Arthur Itis) #
• 10:28 @trickjarrett What are you doing on I4? #
• 11:44 Anyone here got an LLC? Last person I knew who had one was Asprin, and I obviously can't ask him. #
• 12:54 I once thought MDs were smart: "I did notice not really a bruit but more of a thump ... I cannot tell that there is not something there." #
• 13:08 I keep thinking the painters are coming. Now I understand. I live where painters come FROM. #
• 15:36 @squidlord=Is it time to do dinner yet? #
• 15:37 @thomasls I think I've been saying "'Sup, dude?" for 20 years. I'm just getting old. i can't fix your monday. (p.s. write back.) #
• 15:38 @trickjarrett Yes, with Steven Colbert. :) #
• 16:12 The post lady did me a favor. Why does it make me feel like an ass? #

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