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My watchword at the Haunted House must be "flexible." Since September 29, I have worked 20 days. I have worked in nine different places:
"Cursed" -- Upper vortex: A moldering gypsy-zombie showering curses and predictions of doom onto the "new meat" as they enter the realms of the Netherworld through a spinning tube of light. In a bad Romanian accent.
--Hall of mirrors: A lonely ghost-girl teases patrons by startling them and knowing how not to bang head-first into the glass. Co-starring Leroy the Earthworm.
--House above: An inbred freak bangs pans, leers at customers, and throws worms at them. No worms were harmed in the making of this performance, but the handle broke off one of the pans.
3-D -- Alien lean: A blackout position where I basically puppet a green alien doll.
--Skulls/Dots: Dots are EVUL!
"Freakpit" -- Guide: In clown makeup, I do a "carny" spiel, complete with bad jokes and macabre innuendo.
Half-Girl: I am a bloody corpse, reanimated, but below the chest, there is only a spine...
Chain-Pull Victim: I am not yet part of the freak show, I am being tortured/made over by the mad scientist who runs the place.
Bathroom: Patrons walk through a disgusting bathroom and I squirt water at them.
From non-interactive to interactive, vocal, non-vocal, live, dead, old, young. I haven't played a guy, unless the alien was male.
"Cursed" -- Upper vortex: A moldering gypsy-zombie showering curses and predictions of doom onto the "new meat" as they enter the realms of the Netherworld through a spinning tube of light. In a bad Romanian accent.
--Hall of mirrors: A lonely ghost-girl teases patrons by startling them and knowing how not to bang head-first into the glass. Co-starring Leroy the Earthworm.
--House above: An inbred freak bangs pans, leers at customers, and throws worms at them. No worms were harmed in the making of this performance, but the handle broke off one of the pans.
3-D -- Alien lean: A blackout position where I basically puppet a green alien doll.
--Skulls/Dots: Dots are EVUL!
"Freakpit" -- Guide: In clown makeup, I do a "carny" spiel, complete with bad jokes and macabre innuendo.
Half-Girl: I am a bloody corpse, reanimated, but below the chest, there is only a spine...
Chain-Pull Victim: I am not yet part of the freak show, I am being tortured/made over by the mad scientist who runs the place.
Bathroom: Patrons walk through a disgusting bathroom and I squirt water at them.
From non-interactive to interactive, vocal, non-vocal, live, dead, old, young. I haven't played a guy, unless the alien was male.
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